Pregnant Woman Burn Off Baby's Father Private Areas

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Around 5 a.m October 25, A St.Louis Woman Has Burned Off Her Baby Fathers Private Area.

He Claimed She Called To Meet Up And Discuss His Slack During Her Pregnancy. He Stated "I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, All Because I Was Ignoring Someone."

A Witness Has Came Forward And Explained The Young Couple Were Walking And Talking Around O'Fallon Park. The Young Lady Started Pointed To Her Pather Seeming As If She Was Angry With Him, Then Rubbing His Arm As If She Was Sorry. They Proceeded To A Bench In the Park And She Got On Her Knees As She Was About To Do A Sexual Act, She Reach In her Purse Grabbing Lightning Fluid And Pouring It On His Pants, Next Thing You Knew He Was Running Around With His Pants On Fire.

The City Police And Fire Department Arrived The Witness Stated The Young Lady Took Off Leaving Her Baby's Father To Burn.

Areiona Dodds, 20 Years Of Age Was Picked Up At Her Home 5200 Block Of Mimika Ave. She Stated To The Officers, "He needed a lesson and now he don't have a penis to create more children and walk out their lives before they even knew what life was."

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