Sausage Mad Man Aressted in Cankton
Wednesday 01 April 38274 Shares
Last night 36 year old Randall Shane Thibdeaux of the "quaint town" of Cankton, LA was restrained and arrested at the nearby store throwing all the items off the shelves because they were expired. Then he proceeded to hop up on the checkout counter wearing a clown suit and mask while beating his chest yelling fresh sausage I am king of the world! When the police officers arrived on the scene Randall jumped on one of the officers neck while swinging the sausage in the air saying ride em cowboy! Randall was then arrested. He then stated "My name is Shane...I do not respond to Randall!" He is now in a local behavioral hospital with the diagnosis of split personality disorder...he has no recollection of the incident and is hungry only for sausage.