9th ward woman running underground Dick riding ring
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Caitlyn Settle of the lower 9th ward was arrested late Tuesday afternoon following an FBI raid on her home. Agents found a tunnel leading from her basement to an underground dungeon where she kept Syrian refugees chained to a wall. At the time there was a bachelorette party in progress. 12 women were competing to see if they could break Ms. Settle record. FBI officials have refused requests to release said number as "it's just too many dicks"
Have you seen this cat? Cause he is fucking awesome! He's not lost or anything, just thought you should see him.
McDonalds can now report marijuana smokers to the police McDonald's fast Food chain is pro actively taken a fight against marijuana. CEO of McDonald's have given the green light to record the license plates of any customers who come through the drive-through smelling like marijuana or any customer that enters the establishment with the same smell. McDonald's definitely wants to show that they are on the fight against marijuana side. And if you're still reading this.... BOI IF YOU DON'T GET!!!!!
Woman Slays Gator with Butter Knife The Ohio river is known for it's vast selection of weird fish and creatures in the water. People have seen everything from small fresh water sharks to Alligator Gar. Well now you can add Alligators to that list. On July 23rd 2017 Ben Shoemaker and his family were swimming in the Ohio river when they noticed something in the water. Ben told us "it was a hot humid day so we decided to take a dip". He said "at first I thought it was a log. That sucker must have been at least 9ft long, he was huge". Ellen Shoemaker, (wife of Ben Shoemaker) said. The next day; however, local woman, Lauri Dukes, was picnicking in River park when she spotted the behemoth Gator sunning on the park's shore. The only weapon, Ms. Duke, had was a butter knife, which she was using to spread mayonnaise on a sandwich. Realizing the Gator was a threat to the community, she stealthily creeped up on the Gator and killed it with a swift stab through the eye with her butter knife. Ms. Duke, added all her family would be receiving Gator skin boots for Christmas this year.
Two Great White Sharks found swimming in Mississippi River Near Saint Louis, Missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.
Rio grande valley will see snow for the 3rd time in history The rio grande valley is expecting heavy snow this winter says chief meteorologist ******** as the radars pick up what looks like a huge storm "make sure your ready"