9th ward woman running underground Dick riding ring

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9th ward woman running underground Dick riding ring

Caitlyn Settle of the lower 9th ward was arrested late Tuesday afternoon following an FBI raid on her home. Agents found a tunnel leading from her basement to an underground dungeon where she kept Syrian refugees chained to a wall. At the time there was a bachelorette party in progress. 12 women were competing to see if they could break Ms. Settle record. FBI officials have refused requests to release said number as "it's just too many dicks"

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