Theft Caught
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Former BayView student Sonya was caught stealing weave from local corner store called The O's On Sixth street. The owner of the store said, "That's bitch walked into my store with her ragady ass weave talken bout how much the weave cost and I told her all to the right is $125 and all to the left is $150 well her broke ass told me to take down the ones on the left so she can feel them. So I took the down and her smelly ass grabbed my weave and ran right out my door, but luckly Officer Jones was outside." We also interview Officer Jones this is what he said, "The smelly smelly bitch, okay so I was in my car eating a donut and right when I got to the jelly this bitch running out the store with some weave and I knew she was stealing she look like she steal but and anyways I put my car in drive and hit that hoe to stop her and the when I went to put her in cuffs I smelled her weave a lil and it smelled like sweat ass and Satan piss." We interviewed Sonya's best friend Jacky and this is what's she said, "Sonya is my friend and all but she need to change her weave that shit stinks she wanted to spend the night and I said no because she gone have my house stinking but I just told her my mom don't want anybody over." This is all the info we have on Sonya but please people if you see her donate to her smelly ass weave.
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