9 Year Old Arrested for Battery
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A 9 year old boy name Christopher Bynum has been arrested for beating a boy with a Super Nintendo controller. It all started when the boy kept saying "ha ha ha get that old game out of here" and then continued to harass him. Bynum became enraged and punched 11 year old Jacob Harris in the face several times with the controller and had to get 13 stitches in the upper left side of his jaw. Harris' parents pressed charges and Bynum is being held in Lake County Junvenile lockup.
Santa Clause not delivering joy this year Sorry kids. If you were hoping to find some of your favorite toys under the Christmas tree this year, you are going to be disappointed. For the first time in history, Santa will not be making his rounds on Christmas Eve. According to an anonymous Elf we spoke to at the North Pole, Santa is keeping the news from everyone for fear of causing disappointment. Why would Santa stop delivering toys to the good little boys and girls after SO many years? Many people upon hearing the news are asking themselves that very question. The truth is we do not know and if Santa doesn't speak up soon, December 25th may come and go with no one quite understanding. One thing is for sure, if the big day arrives and children discover upon waking that Santa has skipped their house, there are likely to be so very sad little kids. Here's hoping the elf we spoke to is mistaken.
Have you seen this cat? Cause he is fucking awesome! He's not lost or anything, just thought you should see him.
McDonalds can now report marijuana smokers to the police McDonald's fast Food chain is pro actively taken a fight against marijuana. CEO of McDonald's have given the green light to record the license plates of any customers who come through the drive-through smelling like marijuana or any customer that enters the establishment with the same smell. McDonald's definitely wants to show that they are on the fight against marijuana side. And if you're still reading this.... BOI IF YOU DON'T GET!!!!!
Tupac Shakur finally out of hiding, and releases new song!!! Famous rap star, Tupac Shakur, long believed dead, has finally come out to speak against the political downturn the country is facing. He has released a new single voicing his opinions about the latest president.
Two Great White Sharks found swimming in Mississippi River Near Saint Louis, Missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.