Xander Elder - Protector Drongan

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Xander Elder - Protector Drongan

It is thought now that Xander, the man with a heart of gold and balls of fury is our new saviour after recent events, helping the likes of Patna Crime Team crack down on one of the most infamous and notorious drug lords ever known... to Drongan. He who must not be named (for copyright reasons) tried to do a runner in the midst of a startling raid which took place last night at 10 O'clock, whilst trying to escape on a bike with his fellow compadre, Xander swiftly took out his slingshot from his back pocket already armed with his lucky pebble and with a tremendous stretch he let loose the almighty pebble which scudded the drug dealer on the back of his coupon. Police then apprehended the wee diddy whilst his "mate" fled. Courts dates are yet to be announced but we can be sure Drongan will be drug free for the foreseeable future all thanks to the man who keeps these steets clean, Xander Elder.