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One good morning J'von Johnson was cruising down the street in his 6 4. Than at a stop sign a crack head ran to him n said "yo I'm selling Cd's" then J'von said "get the fuck the out of my face nigga". The Crack head said "nigga fuk u this a carjack get the fuck out". J'von just got out of anger management class,but it came back. J'von got really angry, and pulled out a Mac-11 and shot the crack head up. J'von went home to his wife, found her cheating with his brother J'shawn Johnson. J'von pistol whipped his brother, and shot his wife 5 times in the neck, and stomp her in the Vagina while she was already dead. He kidnap his kids Buc and his other son name after the actor Dwayne " The Rock" Johnson. Buc was killed, not by his father but from a police, he was outside screaming Black lives Matter after Escaping his father,but that another story. J'von went to a County Market asking for some Roy, they didn't hve none so he shot he place up. He went to McDonalds asking for Tape,Rope,Body bag,Safety Scissors, and a Coloring Book. They told him they sold food not Murdering supplies, saying this as a jokes. He got mad because they was making fun of him so he shot the place up.Than took a Small Frie. Than Finally he Tied a Cement Block to his brother trying to make him sink by throwing him into a ocean. Accidentally tied his own leg to the Cement block than flew off the bridge into the ocean. Thanks For watching and this was WABCDEFG News
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