Galveston Dog Nappers
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Galveston County has just released a warning for pet owners to please be on the lookout for what we are now calling "The Galveston Dog Nappers". Martin Rottilli is the latest victim who has lost his female pit bull several days ago. A month ago, Nancy Drysdale a long time resident of Tiki Island lost her Shiu Tzu "Cookie Bear". Cookie Bear has won numerous awards in Texas including attending the National Westminster Dog Show where she placed 3rd in the Toy Group.
Martin and Nancy along with several other residents in the Galveston and Surrounding Counties need your assistance with tracking down these criminals.
The suspects are African American females around 5 2' and 160lbs and 5 4' and 110lbs. These suspects are believed to be indirectly connected to a bigger Dog napping ring that has been plaging the nation for several years now.
These dog nappers will confiscate a pet from their rightful owner and then demand a large amount of money for ransom.
John Daily with the Galveston Mardi Gras Comittee has provided surveillance footage of what we believe may be both accomplices in this nationwide dog napping ring.
Please be on the look out for these these two females who may be connected to the recent rash of missing dogs. If you have any information, please contact Richard Stevenson with the Galveston County Police department. 832.520.7769
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