Isaac Newton's Estate Sues the Entire World
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Oxford, UK (AP) -- The estate of Sir Isaac Newton is suing every high school, college, university, technical school, engineering firm, and manufacturer in the world because they have not licensed "the Calculus" from Newton's estate.
Robert Newton, the 44th direct descendant of the great thinker and estate manager, said, "This is the largest licensing infringement the world has ever known. His (Sir Isaac Newton) estate is owed trillions of pounds because it has been used repeatedly and at will by most corporations".
The estate is seeking 900 trillion pounds in lost licensing fees. When asked whether the Newton estate will share what they collect with the estate of Gottfried Leibniz, who is said to have simultaneously invented Calculus independently of Newton, Robert Newton said, "The name Gottfried Leibniz has long sullied the immortal glory of my ancestor as anytime anyone mentions that he (Sir isaac Newton), invented Calculus, it is always followed by that copy cat Leibniz being mentioned as inventing it AFTER my great ancestor.
The estate of Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz is considering issuing full universal public license and are currently debating the pros and cons of the GPLv2 Licence versus the MIT license. Robert Newtown says, "LET THEM TRY!" and said that their solitcitors are preparing an injunction against them in case they start issuing these licenses.
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