4th of July Weekend Campers Attacked By Beast Like Creature West of Taos, NM
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New Mexico Game And Fish stated on 4th of July weekend campers in Rio Arriba County were reportedly attacked by a beast like creature, "Possible Native American shapeshifter" or "skinwalker beast" the incident occurred in the late night hour's between 2-4am. A spokesman for the NMDGF advised to camp at your own risk in the Carson National Forest west of Tres Piedras, NM. As the cell phone service is in a dead zone area the family that came up from Albuquerque, NM for a weekend adventure came into cell phone service with a frantic 911 call to Taos Central Dispatch. However as the incident occurred in Rio Arriba County multiple agencies responded as the reporting party was hard to understand, upon arrival to the scene officer's from New Mexico State Police, New Mexico Game and Fish and Rio Arriba County Sheriffs office observed what appeared to be a family of 5 in total distress and unable to explain what it was. It appeared to be after the food that was left out and tore into the trash and apparently tried to abduct one of the small children, the father James Trujillo said "I woke up to the sound of my kid's screaming and the sound of something I've never heard before and thought it was a bear or mountain lion so i grabbed my pistol and exited my tent to see a big beast like creature tearing into my kid's tent, after firing 4 rounds off my 9mm it dropped my daughter and ran off" Sgt Martinez NMSP took a report for the property damage to the vehicle and took photographs of the claw mark's on the vehicle and track's in the mud nearby. NMDGF advised to use extreme caution for planned camping trip's out in the area south of Hopewell Lake on FR97, and a reminder to put food away and keep children in a secure location close by if there's several tent's or family outings in the area. The incident is still under investigation into possible sightings or asking the community to report anything observed in the area to local agencies. "Be prepared and be bear aware" make sure to use caution with fire's as the fire danger's remain high. said Lt. Maez NMDGF
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