Langwith knicker sniffer
Friday 22 November 13008 Shares
Local langwith man Darren Griffiths was recently arrested for the theft of ladies underwear, Darren 23 was caught taking his neighbours briefs from her washing line. When arrested Darren denied all accusations but was later searched and was found with a pair of thongs in his coat pocket. After been questioned again Darren also admitted to several other thefts of women's underwear. He was given a 6 months suspended sentence and was told to replace all the victims with new underwear.
Have you seen this cat? Cause he is fucking awesome! He's not lost or anything, just thought you should see him.
Woman Slays Gator with Butter Knife The Ohio river is known for it's vast selection of weird fish and creatures in the water. People have seen everything from small fresh water sharks to Alligator Gar. Well now you can add Alligators to that list. On July 23rd 2017 Ben Shoemaker and his family were swimming in the Ohio river when they noticed something in the water. Ben told us "it was a hot humid day so we decided to take a dip". He said "at first I thought it was a log. That sucker must have been at least 9ft long, he was huge". Ellen Shoemaker, (wife of Ben Shoemaker) said. The next day; however, local woman, Lauri Dukes, was picnicking in River park when she spotted the behemoth Gator sunning on the park's shore. The only weapon, Ms. Duke, had was a butter knife, which she was using to spread mayonnaise on a sandwich. Realizing the Gator was a threat to the community, she stealthily creeped up on the Gator and killed it with a swift stab through the eye with her butter knife. Ms. Duke, added all her family would be receiving Gator skin boots for Christmas this year.
Iceland will pay you 4,500 euros/month to marry an Icelander Make money by marrying an Icelander! This is the golden job opportunity that Iceland has just set up to boost its demographics. The number of single people is rising, while the number of children is dwindling in this small northern state. The government is desperately looking to match-up its women, to the point of paying men who would be willing to marry them. The sum is designed to allow somebody to live comfortably in this country because, yes, the only condition to receive this salary is to live in Iceland.
Donald Trump: "Anchor babies" aren't American citizens Donald Trump doesn't believe babies born in the United States to undocumented immigrant parents are American citizens. "I don't think they have American citizenship and if you speak to some very, very good lawyers -- and I know some will disagree, but many of them agree with me -- and you're going to find they do not have American citizenship," Trump said Tuesday in an interview with Fox News' Bill O'Reilly. "We have to start a process where we take back our country. Our country is going to hell." Trump claims that those born on U.S. soil to illegal immigrants don't have full citizens' rights. "What happens is they're in Mexico, they're going to have a baby, they move over here for a couple of days, they have the baby," he told O'Reilly. Trump asserted, "Many lawyers are saying that's not the way it is in terms of this," and went on to say, "They are saying it is not going to hold up in court. It will have to be tested but they say it will not hold up in court." The GOP presidential hopeful does not, however, support amending the Constitution to repeal birthright citizenship, saying it would be a "long process." "I think it would take too long," he told Fox News. "I'd much rather find out whether or not anchor babies are citizens because a lot of people don't think they are. We're going to test it out." Trump will begin the process to locate and deport illegal immigrants along with "Anchor Babies" as early as next week. Any immigrant who has illegally overstayed a visa or entered the country illegally, along with any children of illegal immigrants, no matter what age or how long they have resided in the United States, will be deported beginning as early as mid-February.
Catfish caught in Tuscarawas river, just over 500lbs Uhrichsville man fishing the Tuscarawas river just below the water treatment plant in Dover, got a big surprise Friday evening. While fishing with friends, the man thought he had a snag but to his surprise he hooked into a 502lb Catfish .. The man said "I just knew using a 20 lb of beef jerkey as bait, i wold have to catch something"!