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Local langwith man Darren Griffiths was recently arrested for the theft of ladies underwear, Darren 23 was caught taking his neighbours briefs from her washing line. When arrested Darren denied all accusations but was later searched and was found with a pair of thongs in his coat pocket. After been questioned again Darren also admitted to several other thefts of women's underwear. He was given a 6 months suspended sentence and was told to replace all the victims with new underwear.
Santa Clause not delivering joy this year Sorry kids. If you were hoping to find some of your favorite toys under the Christmas tree this year, you are going to be disappointed. For the first time in history, Santa will not be making his rounds on Christmas Eve. According to an anonymous Elf we spoke to at the North Pole, Santa is keeping the news from everyone for fear of causing disappointment. Why would Santa stop delivering toys to the good little boys and girls after SO many years? Many people upon hearing the news are asking themselves that very question. The truth is we do not know and if Santa doesn't speak up soon, December 25th may come and go with no one quite understanding. One thing is for sure, if the big day arrives and children discover upon waking that Santa has skipped their house, there are likely to be so very sad little kids. Here's hoping the elf we spoke to is mistaken.
Iceland will pay you 4,500 euros/month to marry an Icelander Make money by marrying an Icelander! This is the golden job opportunity that Iceland has just set up to boost its demographics. The number of single people is rising, while the number of children is dwindling in this small northern state. The government is desperately looking to match-up its women, to the point of paying men who would be willing to marry them. The sum is designed to allow somebody to live comfortably in this country because, yes, the only condition to receive this salary is to live in Iceland.
New York City Woman Loses Her Temper, Causes Black Hole To Swallow Her Entire Town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
Catfish caught in Tuscarawas river, just over 500lbs Uhrichsville man fishing the Tuscarawas river just below the water treatment plant in Dover, got a big surprise Friday evening. While fishing with friends, the man thought he had a snag but to his surprise he hooked into a 502lb Catfish .. The man said "I just knew using a 20 lb of beef jerkey as bait, i wold have to catch something"!
Two Great White Sharks found swimming in Mississippi River Near Saint Louis, Missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.