College Kid Wins Lotto and Sexually Assaults Transgender Cop

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College Kid Wins Lotto and Sexually Assaults Transgender Cop

A college kid by the name of Matthew Larsen has recently been selected as the next lotto 649 lottery winner and has been awarded a million dollars. A reporter asked him what he will do with the money and his response was priceless “to raise awareness for kids with mono” a local citizen describes Matthew as brave, fierce, and scary. Matthews reaction to winning the grand prize was even more frightful as he started punching holes in his home screaming “I’m rich I’ll fix it” while also repeating the praise “La Diablo Estes vivanta ene de mia cuerpo” officers have recently arrested Mr. Larsen for his outbreak and are keeping him in custody until he can cooperate. Money can get to your head


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