Cuomo Closes all New York State Schools for the rest of the 2019-2020 school year

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April 1st 2020 Cuomo announces that all schools are closed for the remainder of the school year as a “...’precaution that needs to be taken.’” Students will not be required to retake the grade, but parents can choose to hold back their children. Cuomo states, “‘This is what I would want for my own daughter. Safety always comes first.” More inform should be coming soon on details for this closure. "When you look at where we are and you look at the number of [coronavirus] cases increasing, it only makes sense to keep the schools closed for another two weeks and then we'll reassess at that point," Cuomo said, during an address at the temporary hospital at the Jacob Javits Convention Center in New York City. Cuomo said he is planning four more temporary hospitals so there is one in each of the 5 boroughs of New York City. Cuomo said there now 44,000 total cases of coronavirus in the state, with 7,377 new cases reported overnight. The number of deaths has risen to 519, up from 385.

The governor has said the reason NYS has so many cases compared to the rest of the county is because they have a denser population. The state is also doing more testing than any other state right now.

The governor says residents need to continue to slow the numbers (flatten the curve) so as not to overwhelm hospitals.

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