Copy cat killer clown strikes fear in Ormstown, Quebec
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Following the remake of the movie "it" by popular fiction/horror novel writer Stephen King, a multitude of clown sightings were reported in many city areas of the United-States. What was first believed to be a publicity stunt for the upcoming movie turned into a mass murder spree in 3 major cities. The horrific trend gained popularity worldwide and has now reached the small town of Ormstown, Quebec in Canada when 2 chilling discoveries were made in a small wooden area behind McDougall Hall.
SQ Lieutenant Boulianne and Sergeant Bigras advises the population of Ormstown to be careful when walking alone at night. "Clown makeup was found behind McDougall hall leading us to believe the disturbing trend has reached our quiet town" said Bigras. "With Halloween approaching we will double the presence of officers to increase security" added Boulianne.
The SQ would like to send a warning message to the population to avoid any contact with Clowns if they are encountered and contact the local branch immediately.
"These guys are playing on the fear that Clowns bring into peoples mind and they are not here to play jokes, they are very dangerous" said Sergeant Bigras and Lieutenant Boulianne from the new R.B.O task force appointed on this horrific case. "We urge people to stay safe and away from wooden areas" said Bigras in his last statement.
We will keep you update on the details as they come available to us.
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