One of the Sam Brothers killed their first clown at their camp
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This event happens last night around 3 am about 15 km southwest from chisasibi one of the Sam brothers killed their first clown at their camp. we manged to speak one of the Sam brothers on the phone this morning this what he said " Last night we were all asleep my young brother heard something in our kitchen he went to check it out then he saw someone standing at our door with some kind of a mask on he then quickly woke us up I then grab my shotgun and grab couple of shells in my drawer the two were already at the kitchen try to speak to this masked individual but no response but only in historical laughs I took upon myself to take matters in to my own hands and shot this SOB who distributed me in my beauty sleep he died instantly on the first shot but had to shoot him again because he shouldn't have woke me up that's what happens to us this morning " he later mentioned that they have a sign hanging at their camp that says "No trespassing violators will be shot survivors will be shot again" it's turning out a great fall hunting season for the Sam boys thisyear first the eldest killed a bull moose earlier in the season then couple days ago the youngest killed his first musk ox then the second eldest killed his first clown last night to end their season he said they all going to sent the heads to the taxidermist to be stuffed hang them at their camp later on thank you for reading this news
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