25 Year Old Woman in Brandon, MB gets attacked by two men dressed as clowns.
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In the early hours on Sunday morning around 3:00 am, a 25 year old woman was walking home alone from a bar near her residence and was attacked by two men dressed as clowns. The victim told police that she is currently visiting a friend in the city and resides in a small reservation located 218km South West of Brandon. The suspects have not yet been identified, here are some details of what she told reporters. "I just went to the bar to go play slots. I hadn't had anything to drink at all that night. When I was done playing slots I lit a cigarette and started making my way home.I heard this really scary laugh and heard someone running up from behind me. I was too scared to turn around and look so I just kept on walking. That's when they started walking with me, one was to my left and the other wothon the right. I was almost home and I saw my cousin Tugay looking out the window waiting for me. When I saw him in the window I knew be would come help me, so I burned the clown on the lefts eye with my cigarette and kicked the othet clown in the cock and balls! Thats when Tugay came running outside and started beating the shit out of them. They pepper sprayed us and then ran away. One of them dropped their phone and the police took it for evidence. They were very ugly clowns and they smelled like weed and shit. I even offered one of the clowns a smoke I thought they would be cool after that. But I knew I had to do what i did. Because I am just a rez girl and rez girls dont fuck around.
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