Nolan Avery Arcand settles Million dollar contract to start with the Toronto Blue jays
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Well after endless discussions and desperate times, the Toronto blue jays club had met and agreed to signing Rookie sensation Nolan Arcand in a starting million dollar contract! "He's fast and allusive and adapts quickly! He sure can hit a ball anywhere he wants and out when he wants and will be a great asset to our club!" Said coach Gibbons! "I can't wait for his signature home runs and show me his technique" said Jose Bautista!
Nolan will be playing right field thus taking Bautistas spot but "id be more than happy to have him take it." Said the right fielder. "He's like a tower out ther nothing gets by him" said the centre fielder Kevin pillar!
We spoke with Nolan Arcand and he is more than excited to be playing with the jays especially at this desperate times against the unstoppable Indians! "I look forward to playing the Indians and will take the contract yet I spoke with gibbons and told him this is a deal to help them out of this situation and will tend to my other contracts come year end or elimination!" Said the awesome Nolan Arcand!
The future looks bright for this rookie sensation be sure to expect big things!
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