Police ask the public for their assistance to locate these two robbers.
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On October 30, 1984, Yorkton RCMP received a call from a residence on Riverview Road where two subjects entered a residents home armed with shivs and stole his block of Velveeta cheese. The resident of the house called RCMP after they left. CST. Murray Joe Friday with the Yorkton RCMP detachment was called to the scene that night. He told CBC ''We are concerned about the residents in the city, we have to take precautions like every other community would in this country''.
Police describe the suspects as:
Owen Makavhili Hendrix Pheifer
Born:1960
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 140 LBS
Has numerous tattoos, Likes to ride his motorcycle.
(SK PLATE NUMBER. B10912)
Phoenix Shingoose
Born: 1963
Height: 5'3''
Weight: 120 LBS
Heavy smoker, Eats a lot of cheese
Both suspects left the scene in a 1950s Edsell with Saskatchewan plate number KCB 008.
DO NOT APPROACH, CALL THE NEAREST POLICE DEPARTMENT IN YOUR AREA.
(c) 1984, YORKTON THIS WEEK.
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