New boy band NO DIRECTION on tour 2016

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New Oil town boy band sensation is sweeping Oil Country, NO DIRECTION is on their North American tour. Oil Country fans are excited like every year and will end in despair with a bunch of whining crying NO DIRECTION fans EMO.
We caught up with band members Jordan "Creamy" Eberle, Connor "golden shower" McDavid, Ryan "The scabby knuckle fister" Nugent-Hopkins, and finally, because every boy band is not complete without a creepy ugly band member, Milan "Skid Mark" Lucic. They contacted us via Skype from Dallas Eakin's basement.
They are very excited to be on tour with a lot of false hopes and false dreams. We asked the band what they are most excited for and how they plan on taking NO DIRECTION to the next level. Golden shower McDavid said "I truly am confident that we will let everyone down like we always do and no next level will ever occur, not on my watch!", Creamy Eberle agrees with Mc David and added "I am actually hurting deep down in side, like literally physically hurting, Skid Mark Lucic always insists on locker room shower wrestling, FML, I miss Hallsey".
We asked them to tell us something about themselves that fans might not know about them, Fister Ryan jumps in "women clothes!, ummm, I secretly wear ladies clothing in my down time because there is nothing more invigorating then cleaning my condo in sexy lingerie", Fisters answer caught everyone of guard but didn't seem to faze this tightly knit group. We asked Skid Mark Lucic to give us his thoughts on this up coming tour, "Duuh....franks and beans...III Loooove Franks and Beans!...Nice!" Ok then well thats all the time we got, I am very confident that yep this group is definitely not as great some might think and as their name states, definitely touring with NO DIRECTION.

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