Man will spend the next 47 months in prison for Barn yard buggery causing death
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Curtis Pambrun will spending the next 47 months behind bars after being found guilty of Barnyard buggery causing death earlier this month. Crown prosecutor Chris White explained the gruelling details of that brisk may evening which the offense was committed, the video surveillance show Pambrun wearing a trench coat with rubber boots on sneaking up behind various farm animals moving their tails over while smelling and licking the pooper of th animals which ranged from chickens to horses/cows. The animal that got sodomized to death was a goat, Pambrun snuck of behind the goat lifted his hind legs into the his rubber boots and started the horrendous act of slipping his schnitzel in the goat anus. He then proceeded to grab a chicken and shoved the chickens head up his ass repeatedly luckily it survived after Pambrun performed cpr on it. You can se the goat slowly fade as he continues fornicating with it until it collapsed and he continued for another 15 mins until he shivered with excitement then he felched out with was in the goats anus. He will be getting extensive treatment for his love of animals whol in prison. Judge Steve Thompson asked Pambrun if he had anything to say and he said " you can't take my love for animals away with any sentenced Because I feel like an animal trapped in a little girls body" he then handed the sentence while showed no emotions and told him he hope he can get help while in prison because he is a sick person with sick tendencies.
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