Alamogordo New Mexico's Serena Sanchez Gets signed to a BIG movie contract That you guys might be familiar with!

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This is a very big thing for small town Alamogordo New Mexico. A Junior in high school Serena Sanchez will be getting signed to one of the biggest movies yet! Do you have any idea? Well lets just say she will be blue and will live in Pandora. Yes the movie "Avatar 2" if your familiar with this film you probably would of guessed it right off the bat.! The release of this film was December,18,2009 And there has been a rumor it will be released on the same day but in 2018! Hm have we got you hooked? We interviewed Serena almost 2 moths ago and she said
" Im Ecstatic! im from California and when i moved to New Mexico i wasent quite happy because the opportunity isnt there. So to this day before i even found out about this contract..;Wait before James Cameron contacted me and my mother i was already planning on doing the voice and i was trying to make a plan to were i could put myself out there..But yes im Excited.; i mean who wouldn't be tho" This film has been estimated to make over 2.7 billion dollars witch what the movie had made from box office in 2009. Stay tuned for more updates about This film and your very own Serena Sanchez.

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