18 Year-Old Boy from Wiltshire Fails to Climb Britain's Highest Peak
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On Friday 26th August 2016, Tyler Bathe, from Wiltshire set off to climb Ben Nevis, Britain's highest peak. Little did he know that events would take a turn that would haunt him for the rest of his life.
Early in the morning, Tyler set off from Caolasnacon campsite to climb Ben Nevis (A tourist mountain) with the charming, handsome, and all round superstar Toby O'Donoghue, and the other one, called Cameron or Ciaran or something.
Just under halfway up, Tyler's hands began to feel cold, a combination of the uncomfortably cold weather and his own poor circulation. As conditions worsened, Tyler's two heroic friends made the decision to turn around and head back to Fort William for the safety of their best friend.
This day will forever haunt Tyler, and a minute's silence will be held at midday on the 27th August every year at 1:30, the approximate time that the fateful decision was made to turn back
The story does however have a happy ending, the two friends, Toby, and the other one walked up the mountain the next day and despite the fact they had already climbed halfway the previous day, made it to the top with relative ease, filling up two bags, totalling 45 litres, with rubbish.
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