KGUN 9 BREAKING NEWS: Pedestrian Hit by 2004 Subaru around Mission and Starpass; Identified as Dupree Alante Jackson Jr.

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17-Year old Dupree Alante Jackson Jr. was recently injured with life threatening injuries by a hit-and-run at the cross roads of Mission and Starpass by a 2004 Subaru (detailed: Red, Tinted windows, White striped through the hood, Has white wall tires.) last seen around Mcdonalds located at 29th st and 6th ave.

Dupree Alante Jackson Jr. also know by as Dupree Jackson was found by the streets of Mission and Starpass by Sandra Parker; a local woman who quoted "i was going for my daily morning jog and suddenly i heard a crash not that far from me. I rushed over and i soon found a young man in the middle of the road and barely seemed to be breathing. Quickly i called 9-11 and had an ambulance come and take him to the hospital. i pray he is okay". Thank God there was a woman close by to save this young man. who knows he might have not made it.

Dupree Jackson is now in custody of a local hospital (known only by family members) he currently is in critical condition with life threatening injuries.

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