Student mistaken as a Pokemon in the hallways of Mercy Vocational High School
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October 21st 11:14 EST
Darius Black a student at Mercy Vocational High School which is a private school located on 2900 W Hunting Park Ave, Philadelphia,PA 19129 was walking through the hallways during the transition to lunch when he was assaulted with a barrage of Poke balls.The incident was seen by a teacher and he ran over to stop the assault by the student he was smacked in the face by a Poke ball. When he got up one of the students that he ID as Chris Sisco yelled ninjutsu and ran off with his arms behind his back as if he was naruto. Four of the attacker as in custody . One of them released a statement saying "We didn't mean any harm we all be playing Pokemon-Go walking through the hallways seen the squirtle all the time and we tried to catch it none of are Pokeballs never worked so we all heard about the new update for the game and my friend said u can buy real life Pokeballs from game stores to help you catch Pokemon in the game . We don't wanna be seen as thugs or vigilantes but as dedicated Pokemon trainers and we must catch them all." The teacher said that there was thought to be eight attackers but there was only seven after he thought he ID a student as Renaldo Askew but when he realize he wasn't running away with the attackers he then realized that it was a platypus and they don't do much. Three of the other attackers are still on the loose and Darius has been released from the Pokemon center and has now evolved into Debo.
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