Former Connell high school student caught shoplifting at Road 68 Walmart

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On Thursday the 20th a male individual by the name Vicente Ibarra was caught on surveillance cameras at Walmart on road 68 stealing what seemed to be a container of "Body Fortress Super Advanced Whey Protein Powder, Vanilla". When asked why he stole that item he responded by saying "I wanted to start working out and I needed some protein"
The officer at the scene reported that he had came in contact with the suspect before at local parties in the Tri-Cities area that had been raided, The officer whose name will remain anonymous said "yeah I've seen that individual at multiple house parties in the area, I don't know if he doesn't have anything else to do aside from party he should get a job so he can afford the protein he stole!"
We manage to contact one of Vicente's closest friend who is currently attending CBC this is what he have to say "Man I can't believe he did such a thing we grew up together he was always such a nice guy always had hella girls and he still does, haven't you guys seen his Facebook post all about bitches, well no matter what he does he will always be my homie! His parties always get down and I wouldn't want him not to invite me anymore if I say anything bad"
No criminal charges were presented against Vicente Ibarra, he was recently seen partying up in pasco and drinking beer and posting snap chat stories of corridos on the radio. We hope Vicente learned his lesson because if caught breaking the law iron isn't the only thing Vicente is going to be pumping in prison!

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