DISGUSTING - Britains Sickest Paedophile Currently Under Investigation, in DUDLEY!
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React365 have recently learnt of an investigation currently underway regarding a suspected paedophile, thanks to an anonymous tip-off.
At 19:03 today, armed police raided an unsuspecting house on Oakham Road, Dudley, arresting a man for further questioning. Whilst neighbours have complained of hearing loud 'bangs', DPO have confirmed that no shots were fired, although when further questioned they explained that tasers were 'unfortunately used in effort to bring this criminal down'.
It has been reported that Joshua Clews, a graphic designer by day has commited various atrocities against multiple people, including those under the age of 18. The reports are too brutal for React365 to safely publish, in fear that this may inspire future criminals to employ other heinous acts.
We reached out to Thomas Howell, a friend of the man in question. In an exclusive interview with React365, he stated, 'Legitimately I had no idea that he was capable of this. He's a quiet and unassuming guy. I legitimately was not expecting this, it's legitimately the last thing I ever expected. Legitimately'.
We also reached out to friend Dan Lassetter, but his phone was off at the time.
We will be sure to update this article as further details trickle through.
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