Clowns are planning to kill all animals & purge !
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Late Thursday night at 11:35 p.m. in Beaufort, SC a clown was reportedly caught stabbing dog to death . A 911 call was made but by the time deputy's arrived clown disappeared in the woods. "This is something horrid and never seen before" said Officer Mack to reporters . Authorities are afraid clowns will be loose on Halloween night and are advising everyone stay in the house, especially pets and kids. Many citizens have also reported clown sitings near the local Walmart , Downtown Beaufort , and behind Big Lots and Staples .
" Don't take anything in your own hands , we are all trying are best to stop these clowns , but it seems they're being seen everywhere you look" confines Officer Mack . " Again we want to make sure our community is safe so we please warn every one , whether these clowns are joking or not , don't stay around to find out , they have been reported seen with guns , knives , chainsaws etc.. , do not take this lightly , stay in the house with doors & windows locked"
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