Bipolar Chic Floods That Spot Over East Before Fucking a Crackhead
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On the night of the thirteen inning Cubs game some crazy broad from upstairs left water running in an apartment above the rear lounge area of that spot over east.
One shady ass patron of that spot over east stated, "Shit leaked bad all in the lounge.
They mopped and mopped then gave the fuck up!"
Another 'on birthdays only' supporter questioned, "is she some kinda whack job? who the hell keeps running water...runnin?"
It is being reported that the crazy broad was hanging out her window tryna throw the pussy and nubby tits as she stated her love for bikes and firemen.
A trusted source informed this reporter, "She got dick from a hype the first time she flooded the place. Wednesday"
After a thorough investigation police received this statement from a confidential informant, "Naw Sam they say she fucking crackheads. That's a walking health hazard. Thought the psychic chic was annoying. Damn." It is unknown just who this Sam is and if he is indeed a biker, firefighter or a crackhead.
This reporter attempted to get further info from police but the officer simply stated 'Fuck HPC' and walked off.
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