Minneapolis DEA: OPERATION HEAVY D RING!
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Minneapolis DEA and over 7 nearby towns have reopened a over 8 years of Investigation drug trafficking ring lead by Vincent O. Glover(Vinnie G) who was gunned down in the streets of north Minneapolis Back on June 11, 2009 when the investigation came to a stop. Members of the ring dismantled and went separate ways creating difficulties within the investigation. Most of the ring was related to one another with outstanding connections in the streets of Chicago where they would traffic large amounts of various products bought at an under wholesale rate and then sold on the streets of Chicago & Minneapolis. This is the 3rd opening of the DEA last two times opened was January 10, 2010 and then again as of June 26, 2015 when the DEA got a tip that two of the cousin was back in town and that business is better than before. Ricardo D. Johnson (Paperree) last reported sighting of him was in the Brooklyn Park MN area spotted at local night clubs living a lavish lifestyle with exotic sports cars, jewelry, lavish vacations frequently in between drug runs to Chicago. Sources say
Willie Smith Jr. (Street name unknown) upon last 12 months of investigation have been living the perfect family life till investigators observed transactions daily after getting off of his job. You would think that he walked a straight line in life.
Sources say that a Chicago man Christoper M. Cordell (Gunna) was the driver up interstate 94 with loads on him. Named Gunna! Because he's known for his additude and would shot anything that crossed his path wrong. Investigators say he has strong gang ties in the Chicago Morgan Park Community.
Sunday morning DEA Sources said that they are to be apprehended by the weekend. Informants on the case are in protected custody until case goes to trail 2017
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