John james,23,bargoed- gets 2 weeks for theft
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John james of gilfach bargoed has been sentenced 2 weeks in HMP Cardiff after neighbours complain of womens underwear going missing off their washing lines whilst in work, john james, 23 a nuisance to his neighbourhood was caught at 4 pm in his nextdoor neighbours property stealing clinkers off their washing line after he was caught he ran off down towards the garage (gilfach) and was later aressted by a armed response unit that was in the area. the victim says "ive been getting a strange feeling everyday for 4 years that i was forgetting somthing then to find out my neighbour had stolen over £300 worth of my thongs that really woke me up! i diddnt want to report him as its quite embarrassing!! then i had no choice so i rang 101 and had to press charges my husband wont even speak to me anymore its left such a mess"
john james says "nothing bhuttt"
cps sentenced john at newport magistrates 2 weeks
and when released we would advise the public to keep a eye on their laundry, and also keep kids under 16 indoors hes a wild one
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