Police on the search for Crystal Dailey aka Barbie
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In 2014, Crystal Dailey was arrested for selling pierced black kittens. The animals were pierced in the neck, ears and tail, and they were promoted as "gothic." She sold them for $1,500 each over the internet, which quickly led to charges of animal cruelty. Ultimately, it was PETA who busted her for the abuse of the animals. Unfortunately she made bail which was set at $500,000 and was released till a judgement could be made.
As of October 24, 2016 a set of jurors found Crystal, guilty of her crimes! Crystal was last seen at a church being baptized. Police believe she thinks this will also wash away her filthy crimes. Her lawyer responded with, Don't nobody like cats anyway unless it some real live wet Pussy I can Fuck. OKC POLICE ARE NOW SEARCHING FOR HER WHEREABOUTS. please if you have any information regarding this case call your local 211 hot line ....
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In her defense, Crystal stated that she didn't believe that there was a difference between piercing a human or a cat – even if cats can’t consent to the act.
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