Christopher "Wardie" Lewis arrested in a hospital bed

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Christopher Lewis AKA the warden is in Jamaica Hospital as we speak and has been arrested on charges for fraud. What had happened was the warden met this young lady and he promised her 2 minutes of Heaven if she came by and chilled with him. The victim states he turned on Netflix and after a while he started getting a little frisky. So they carry the business to the bedroom where the warden proceeded to promise a full two minutes a fun and Paradise. Well let's just say things didn't work out that way. When Wardie could not follow through with his promises of 2 minutes actually last thing only one minute and 32 seconds the victim asked for him to show her what that mouth do. When the warden replied I'm good Shawty the victim got upset and decided to show him a thing or two. The victim who we will not name didn't want to go into too many details on what she did but all Christopher Lewis remember is waking up in Jamaica Hospital handcuffed to the bed and officers of sex crimes reading him his rights. Even though the warden is to make a full recovery as of right now he has two swollen eyes his zack ????was tied in a knot and he cannot feel his legs. we will keep you updated once more information becomes available

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