Swamp Donkeys Look to Keep the Streak Alive

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North Smithfield, RI. When the first place Swamp Donkeys (4-0-0) take the ice on Monday night against Italia (2-2-1), they will be looking to start off the season 5-0-0 for the second consecutive season. The defending champs are putting up points like they are going out of style this season having scored 40 goals in the four games played. Goaltender and captain Jared Bebeau has been virtually lights out having only allowed 9 goals thus far. When asked about why he has been so unstoppable, his response, "I have to give a lot of credit to my teammates. They have been incredible keeping the puck out of our zone, which makes my life a lot easier....ferda." Coach Rob Mainville also had some positive words to say about his goaltender and the way the team has been playing, "Yeah, Beebs has been standing on his head for us so far and it's good to see. You hear about the "championship hangover" a lot after a long playoff run the previous season, but the boys have made a statement so far that they don't want to lose that cup. It's definitely been fun to watch." If anyone heading to the game tonight, be sure to get there around 9:45 as traffic usually backs up trying to get into the RI Sports Center, especially when the Donks play.

Tonight's Lineups:
A-Line:
E. Breault-Lapierre-Dinges

B-Line:
Taddeo-N. Jones-M.Jones

Floater: Hopkins

Defense:
Hanley-J. Breault
Lafond-Chris

Goal:
Bebeau

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