Raeford man Arrested for excessive Speed in Vintage sports car

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Monday 24 October 2016


At approximately 5am on Monday morning, Hoke County Sherriffs pulled over and apprehended Richard Gorena, age 32, for speed in excess of 100 miles per hour. Trooper B. Ulrick stated that he was sitting and running radar on westbound side of 401, when his radar began to freak out.

"At first, I thought my equipment was malfunctioning. It was registering 101 miles per hour but I saw no one on the road."

Trooper Ulrick then stated that a small, burgundy 280Z flew by with his hazards lights on. Ulrick then engaged in a pursuit with Mr. Gorena until he saw the lights. Ulrick stated that Gorena calmly pulled over, got out of the car and laid on the ground and said "don't shoot me bro."

"Obviously he had done this before."

Gorena's car was said to smell strongly of fumes, pickles supposedly for a co-worker and was littered with military uniforms and vote for "Trump or Burn" decals. Gorena said that he was trying to make it to work before 7am so that his supervisor wouldn't "chew his ass." He also stated that getting to work on Monday has gotten worse since he deployed and that this is how they do it in Cambodia. More details on this case will be released shortly.

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