Rapper and Father of 4, Kenny "Kaine" Williams, wins $81 Million in Lawsuit Against The State of Louisiana

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Kenny Kaine has been in a battle with the state of Louisiana over unpaid money royalties due to all the hard work and effort he's put in over the years. Kaine, the 28 year old father and rapper, has been attempting to get one of his best friends, McKinley "Mac" Phipps, also a rapper from New Orleans who is currently incarcerated for a crime he did not commit, back on the streets to his famoly and as he says "back in the yo". Kaine has been known to hold it down and keep it real. The state of Louisiana has finally recognized this and agreed on this whopping number of $81 million because no one does what Kaine does and there isn't another nigga like him. They are also in the works of freeing Mckinley "Mac" Phipps.

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