Young man questioned and interviewed after pleading guilty on section 54 violent act.

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A 25 year old lad from Barnsley , South Yorkshire was held in cells last week after having been in Sheffield crown court on the 20th November 2016 pleading guilty to several offences.

25 year old Mr kitchen said in one of his statements ; South Yorkshire police. A interview with pc Darren brown at 14:45 on the 21st of this month "no one will ever know the feeling he has or had to live with until they loose something as close to him as what he has in his teenage years."

We was informed that mr kitchen was causing high violent acts earlier this month; further action was required as we arrested mr kitchen in Sheffield inside the children's hospital at the top of Sheffield way;

Mr kitchen was later questioned after claiming he was on the verge of breaking down with stress over the decisions his parents Kim and Yvonne kitchen made for him at a younger age, aging him at just 12 years old his parents took action as mr kitchen was struggling to pass urine through his penis/japs end.
They rushed him to the sheffield children's hospital to see the specialist doctor to help solve the problem in 2002.

Mr kitchen was just a young boy and now regretting that painful surgery ricki kitchen is now left with a leather head witch no foreskin and now realises he wants it back.

Unfortunately for mr kitchen it's too late.

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