Large female Troll discovered living under the Bay Bridge
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As construction crews rush to finish the final stage of demolition on the eastern span of the Bay Bridge a shocking discovery was made. Over the weekend two men had an all too real encounter with a beast only thought to exist in fairy tales. Shift Supervisor Martin Buchette suffered life threatening injuries and is now listed in critical condition at highland hospital. Employee Mark Lyenass, a 28 year old vallejo resident, gave his account of the incident:
"I was working late and I saw multiple flashes of bright light coming from near one of the remaining pillars. I called for my sup to come check it out because it was late and I don't get paid to be security too. As we moved in closer to investigate the disturbance I could faintly hear a voice. It sounded like someone making a Snap Chat or Instagram post. I thought maybe it was some stupid kid trying to do a prank video but then Martin ran around the corner to surprise him, boy were we wrong. When I caught up all I could see was a big body on top of Martin, punching him repeatedly and saying, "Don't be running up on me! Im cute out here. You gone respect Nuni!" . Honestly I still don't know exactly what it was I saw but I know it put them hands on my supervisor Mark.
No other witnesses have come forward to shed any further light on this issue but anyone with information is urged to Contact Lieutenant Dann with Oakland Police Dept.
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