Oklahoma Businessman suspected of killing the GTR tax
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Oklahoma businessman Christopher Riggs is under investigation by authorities for not charging enough money for his high quality GTR performance parts. An anonymous business owner from a performance shop interviewed by State Police said "How am I supposed to take advantage of all these rich GTR owners when [Riggs] is out there selling his 1200 horsepower turbo kits for only $6999?" Authorities say while Riggs isn't breaking any laws, other competing companies are complaining this is unfair, and that he is being a meanie. Another anonymous shop worker said "we all buy our stuff from overseas, why isn't he marking his products up as much as we are? How are we supposed to get rich quick with this guy selling his parts so cheap?" Riggs was unavailable for comment, but a spokesperson for the State Police said they expect him to continue to offer the best value in the GTR market, and State Police expect other companies to continue complaining.
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