Breaking news! Local Chicagoan declared a saint by the vatican!
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Erik Sotelo, age 22, is now known as Mr. Saint Erikus Dreadhead Capernicus. Once a lonely man who's father left him as a child to go buy a pack of cigarettes but never came back, Mr. Saint Erikus Dreadhead Capernicus is the patron saint of all "Real Niggas". Many young people "from da block" officially pray to this saint, so that he may give them sick beats for their young ass mix tapes. Trevor McDougall from 26th and Lawndale states "yeah my beats were OK..but after praying to Mr. Saint Erikus Dreadhead Capernicus, my beats became lit real quick fam!" I personally couldn't leave mr. McDougalls studio without purchasing one of his fire ass mix tapes. Now, 49 years old and still "trappin hard, balling harder" from the high end Englewood area, Josh Howard, says that the saint actually protected him from death!
"Yeah fam, so there I was, trapping hard and getting money when next thing I know, I'm heating baby bash being played extra loud! All I did was pull out a picture of Mr. Saint Erikus Dreadhead Capernicus, kissed it and there he was! His dreads fell from his head and caught all the bullets before they hit me! Next thing I know he flew at the shooter and sprinkled lean on them and put them to sleep. I was amazed..I believed" so no matter what religion you are, no matter where your from, who you are, what you is, what block you from, what you claim, we all need a little erik in our lives..maybe, who knows, maybe one day, when you need him the most, he'll save you.
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