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Local 82nd Blvd Street corner Shooter 17Yrs . Is On A Rampage One Morning He Was On the Intersection Of Olive & 82Nd Smoked A little Sativa And Was High As hell . The Hostes Truck Pulled Up To The Local Liqour Store 7Eleven .. With No Hesitation He Stole 5Packs Of Cakes & Took A Boat Load Of MoonPies When the Worker Came Out To Confront (Erick)He Had Cookie Crumbs On his Lip . So The Worker Grabbed Erick . Erick Bussed His Ass With The Choppa & Took His work Truck now He got 82Duece Candy Shop Booming ..! Police Don't No If It's crack Or Just cakes . Police Pulled Em Ova Searching The Truck Found Narcotics, Guns Etc .He's Now In Custody & His Last words was a Fuck That Nigga He Knew What It Was By Bringing that Truck around The H82D Anyway he Knew Somebody Was gone Get On em ..! & Said Black Lives Matter "He Was White ..So I Had To Show Em This Ait No Rodney King .. Emmet Till … Peace Treaty ..! Fuck Trump ????????.. He's Now In Cook county Jail ..! awaiting for Court

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