Higgins High Senior Basketball Player Wanted for stealing surrounding area superstars talent
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Breaking News: A developing story that's has been under investigation for some years now the truth is set to finally come out.
Jaren Howard as a junior average a measly 1.8ppg 0.7rebounds and 0.2ast per game. With those stats the junior didn't really get recognize and wasn't on any major college radar. He didn't workout in the off season or work on his game.
Mr.Howard approach his senior season at number 15 on the depth chart right nxt to the water boy. Out of nowhere he had a break out to his season when there star guard got hurt tying his shoes before the game it was odd but hey ish happens so Mr.Howard got called up to step up the rest is history.
Mr.Howard finish his senior season with an average of: 32.6ppg 12.0rebounds with 10assists but here is where it gets tricky stay tune.
As Mr.Howard play starts to rise weekly the other star players in the area talent an numbers started to decline an they finish with Howard junior season stats WOW....he finish his senior campaign with offers from the liking of Duke,Kentucky, North Carolina etc...when he should have been going to Delgado Community college for culinary.
After the investigation over these yrs we found out thru a old Alltel flip phone that he was in contact with a witch doctor stealing talent.
We are asking the community if they know about Mr.Howard wearabouts would you turn him in so the LHSAA can bring him back to higgins to redo his senior yr an get his correct average of 1.8ppg 0.7rebounds an 0.2 assist
Stay tune to the LHSAA website as details break through
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