Man nearly dies from a Hennessy Bottle in his rectum.
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A man nearly died a month ago when his angry girlfriend forced a Hennessy bottle up his anus through his rectum.
The man was identified as Samatar Abdi, a refugee who left Somalia when he was only in Middle School.
The man is in stable condition, however he will require reconstructive surgery to his anus and rectum.
Samatar explains the horrific night down below:
"I came home from work and my girlfriend was waiting for me in lingerie. I was excitited cause she doesn't usually wear lingerie for me so I was ready to have a good night. She said she wanted to try something new and freaky and wanted to blindfold me. I let her, it was fun and then she starts handcuffing me. I was kinda freaked out but I went along with it. Next this I know she takes the blindfold off and she has my bottle of Hennessy in her hand. She gives me this evil smile and I knew something was up. She takes a swig of my bottle and then asks me who Lensa was....she must have hacked my email cause Lensa was this girl I was seeing on and off. I lye and say I don't know what she is talking about. That's when she flips out and shoves the Hennessy bottle up my butt. I begged her to stop. I apologized. I felt my anus begin to rip. I knew the whole bottle was inside my asshole. I passed out from the pain. When I woke up I had broken glass and Hennessy all over the bed and I was no longer handcuffed. I tried to sit up and that's when I realized the bottle must have broken inside my butt cause I felt the most pricing pain. I reached over to my phone to call 911 and there was a note that said "Thank Lensa, she gave me the idea----Love, Your EX-Girlfriend"
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