Mississippi Man of with Ties to African Royalty
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Meet Lakedric Henderson, a 37 year old nursing student from Mississippi with a story to tell that will bring you to utter tears of joy and disbelief. Lakedric was born, La Kedru Mananasu IdontLikeyou Usufo Guhu Ju Na Kalakalaopi, in a small village off of the coast of Madagascar. He was born with a conjoined twin. Her name was Mula. Lakedric and Mula were inseparable....literally. Lakedric was often found making cakes of buffalo and giraffe dung and eating them with shar and utter delight. On their eighth birthday the chief, who was also their grandfather came to their parents and said that he could perform a ritual that would bring them one child, with the loss of the other. The organs could not support the two for another year. The twins talked because they would be left with the final decision. Mula said that " Lakedric" could absorb her body, into his head. That is what happened. The conjoined twins combined to how we know as Lakedric Henderson. He is now in nursing school to honor his sister, Mula, who amazingly, is a married mother of six. She has a very large marketing firm in Chad as well as Togo. When asked what motivates them to keep going and remained Balanced in their own endeavors as well as a unit of eight people within the skull of her brother's host body, Mula just simply replied, " Tony Romo is finally 'No Mo' ".
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