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On October 13th at approximately 10:13pm, GHPD was sent out after receiving a call from worried neighbors after seeing Jackie back on the streets.
When police arrived to seen Jackie waking with a black bag, she was then followed into an alley where we found multiple knifes laying on the ground near old dirty clothes that were covered in what seemed to be old dried up blood.
Jackie, a runaway for two years, and an inmate for a couple of years for burglary, is on the run after catching one of our swat cars on duty. She then dropped the bag, ran through some shortcuts she made, and disappeared.
***What we found was horrifying.
We found something no human being should ever see.
In the black bag, we found chopped up body parts that seems to be from an 18 year old boy. Unknown.
Deeper in the alley, we found a well hidden tunnel leading to an abandoned underground lab from many years ago. We strongly believe this is where she chopped up the bodies and fed them to her 5 extremely aggressive pitbulls that were spotted in a tremendous metal cage covered in blood and bits of flesh.
45 weed plants were then discovered. Leading to proof we couldn't ever find 3 years ago from an investigation on Jackie. She will be charged with ****** ***** ***.
For Jackie's safety, we must stop here.
Jackie seems to be a clever, quick-sharp witted 17 year old who looks very pure, but will be your and your family's worst nightmare. She is very presentable and likable at first, but please don't let that fool you.
Hot, oddly satisfied teen on the run.
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