Mason MacDonald glensfalls teen arrested for Grand Theft Auto

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15-year-old, Mason MacDonald Glensfalls teen is behind bars after police say he stole a car, crashed it into a tree and then tried to hide from officers in a closet.

Police received a report at around 8:16 a.m. Friday that a car had been stolen from the Smoke House tobacco shop on glen st.

Police located the vehicle driving in glensfall in and police attempted to stop the driver, who began to flee, according to a probable-cause affidavit.

The driver first cut off another vehicle before veering off the road onto the sidewalk. The car then attempted to drive through the grass around an apartment complex before slamming into a tree, police said.

The driver, who was later identified as Mason MacDonald, exited the vehicle and began to flee on foot. Officers pursued him with the help of a K9 officer.

Police said the K9 was within 4 feet of apprehending Mason when he opened a sliding glass door of an apartment along Montcom and closed the door on the dog’s neck, causing the K9 to yelp in pain, according to the affidavit.

Police entered the apartment and entered a back bedroom. When they opened the closet, officers noticed several pieces of clothing piled up. Police removed the clothing and found Mason hiding inside, according to the affidavit.

Mason was arrested on charges of resisting law enforcement with a vehicle, battery on a law enforcement officer, motor vehicle theft, obstruction of justice, ID deception, operator never licensed, leaving the scene of an accident and possession of marijuana.

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