Sophomore At Wheeling High School (D214) Finds "Rats Tail" in school lunch.

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Sophomore at Wheeling High School (D214) Finds a "Rat Tail" in Her Lunch...

By: The Associated Press


Filed at 1:53 pm , October 26th.



On October 26th a Sophomore at Wheeling High school finds something in her lunch that will leave you in shock. Jen Titels (Age 15) went to the school lunch line like any other day and was served lunch. Buscemi Stew was being served to the students that day but Jen's stew was different from the other kids. When Jen took the first bite she was in awe. Jen pulled a three inch long rat tail out of her mouth.


Student/Teacher Reactions.

Students and teachers had mixed reactions. The first student asked about this situation was of course Jen. Jen stated "It was the most disturbing and disgusting thing that has happend to me, I will never be eating Wheeling High School lunch again!" We asked another student by the name of Crus Tee about the situation he said "It's not a big deal I eat rats all the time" The next person we asked was "Head Cook" Bich As. She stated "No biggey... It happen before but they no tell" and our final subject to our questions was Mrs.Bigdee she said "This was absolutely gross and should never happen again" The principle of WHS said "We will be checking the student out to make sure she is okay and will be paying all medical expenses."


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