Pussy bandit being sought in Camden NJ

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Authorities alleged 27 year old Amanda Polanco is the woman that has had numerous sexual encounters with many NJ/PA women that she has left high and dry! Authorities say Polanco has befriended all of these women swept them off their feet, engaged in extremely freeky sex and led them on (in some cases for up to a year than)! When victims try to reach out to Polanco she ignores them changes her number and even acts as if she has never met them! Polanco has caused some of her victims to loose jobs, relationships,and some has even turned to drugs due to the stress she causes. We caught up with Polanco in North Camden to discuss the charges that were brought about and her reaction was "Get the fuck out of my face I don't give a fuck about no bitch fuck them and their feelings". I've heard many of the victims stories they're all touching and heart wrenching. "Polanco needs to be stopped" one victim says "Don't sell her anymore dildos please all she's going to do is give you good sex make you feel like you're on top of the world than drop you like a bad habit" says another victim. "We are creating a stop Polanco alliance something has to be done and soon we as a people and a lesbian community can't allow dikes to do these things and get away with them so we are taking legal actions" says the spokeswoman for the Stop Polanco Alliance. Authorities ask if you or anyone you know has been a victim of Polanco's that you contact them immediately.

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