Snitches On The Loose
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27 Year Old Chima Smith Aka LA Or as Facebook calls him Mario Gblocc is a high paid informant for Minneapolis Police. His first back 2003 he told on himself and several Friends For stealing cars. He 15 months and agreed to work with police until they would no longer need him. As we can see they still need him. Just recently he told all three of his accomplices for a shooting that happened outside of hooks Chicken and Fish on the corner of Broadway and Fremont in North Minneapolis Police documents show that Chima Smith was there at the time of the shooting and even admitted that he was a friend of the shooter. At the time of the article we were not able to get the suspect's name we were told that the suspect was sentenced to 93 months and Minnesota's penitentiary located in Stillwater. He also has close friends and accomplices he has a brother as well if you see these guys run the other way they're going to tell on you it's no use of trying to be friends with people that like to snitch. Police Sergeant Mike Wallace said "he never understood how young men could join cliques and gangs and tell on each other" in our interview Monday and continues to adds " it only makes our job easier if more young men like Chima stand up and say something then we could stop the violence in the streets" the snitching is killing our code in the neighborhood we build. If you feel any difference because now if not this share this article live from KMSP FOX 9 Jim Brown.
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