Donald Trump dead after grabbing a pussy that had venomous fangs in it!

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New York, NY. -- Donald Trump was found dead in his penthouse suite after he allegedly grabbed a woman's pussy that had venomous fangs in it.

Pussy bites are pretty rare, and it's even more rare to have a fatality. But that was the case when a venomous pussy bit and killed 70-year-old Donald Trump.

Trump was in his penthouse suite when he was bitten twice, but he didn't want to go to the hospital, telling his security that he didn't want the media attention.

Later that night, his wife started to notice symptoms.

"During the night, she thought he was having some labored breathing, but once again could not get him to go to the doctor or seek medical attention," said James Placker, New York County coroner.

That night, Trump died in his sleep. Now, with people heading to the polls, officials want to remind people to be safe around high-class prostitutes' pussy.

"Whether it's a pussy or any sort of genitalia you may run across, it's best just to leave them prostitute's alone, they're out there in their habitat in their environment and just give them their distance and everything should be fine," said Dick Rose, New York Police Vice Squad.

And if you are bitten by any pussy, always go to the hospital.

"Anytime you're bitten by a pussy, whether you can identify the pussy or not, it's obviously a good idea to make sure you do get medical attention, you should always err on the side of caution," Rose said.

Experts aren't sure what kind of pussy bit the Trump, but they think it may have been a prostitute.



Hood Fox News Author: Paul Reed

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