Baton Rouge Mother of 2 arrested for robbing Krispy Kreme of their hot doughnuts.
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32 year old Elizabeth Jae of Baton Rouge is accused of robbing Krispy Kreme of their doughnuts. Elizabeth Jae is said to have entered the franchise during its peak hours, which is while the "Hot" signed is lit up. Witnesses say she pointed a gun at the manager and demanded him to "give them to her while they were hot." After the manager refused, it is said that Elizabeth hopped over the counter and began taking matters into her own hands, Kathy Williams, WFOH correspondant reports. "We have never seen nothing like it," Willie Earl, Krispy Kreme's manager testified. "She just jumped the counter and began stuffing her boxes with the doughnuts that was freshly finished. I reckon that wasn't enough, so she began eating them right off of the line," Willie Earl says. "She aint take no money though. Just the doughnuts that was fresh on the assembly line." Willie Earl explained. "She wasn't even chewing them..." says Ming Lui who is a cashier at Krispy Kreme, "She just swallowed them whole." Elizabeth was arrested after she was found outside of the franchise while lying on the ground. "I have a sugar high," Elizabeth explained. When asked why did she create such a fuss at the business, she only had one explanation, "Gotta get em while their hot!" She repeated while in handcuffs. Elizabeth is being charged with theft, possession of a firearm, child endangerment and a number of misdemeanors. She was also charged with wreckless driving. "She left her car, while her 2 sons was still in it, in the middle of Plank Road before entering the store." Sgt. Villa Riles explained. “She just screamed at me and told me to ‘catch the wheel,’ her 12 year old explained. "The Hot sign made me do it." Elizabeth explained before being hauled off to jail. Her bond was set at $35.50. The amount of 3 dozen doughnuts in which she consumed during the robbery.
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